Am I still American if...

I didn't watch Barack Obama appear on Jay Leno?

I get lost watching the show "Lost"?

I don't like baked beans?

I don't consider St. Patrick's Day to be a real holiday?

I filled out a March Madness bracket but haven't watched more than 5 minutes at a time of basketball?

I don't watch "American Idol"?

I don't follow MC Hammer on Twitter?

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I do watch Jack Bauer on Monday nights.  Doesn't that make up for all of the above?!